Which SAF camp has the best/funniest Google Reviews?

Inspired by the guy who looked at the Google reviews for Police Cantonment Complex, we decided to look at the Google reviews for SAF camps, so now we have all the facts (and the funny reviews).

The following list of army camps is public information, taken straight from Wikipedia.

The Full List (sorted by overall rating)

If you eliminate the camps with less than 5 reviews, then the strongest performers are Stagmont (4.6 stars), Maju (4.5 stars), and Mowbray (4.3 stars). The worst camps are Kaki Bukit (1.9 stars), Kranji Camp II (1.8 stars), and Bukit Gombak (1.6 stars).

And now, for the funny reviews:

Keat Hong Camp.

Jurong Camp I. What is so intense about the chicken rice? Someone explain?

Nee Soon Camp. Find a girl who treats you like this.

BMTC, School 1-3.

Hendon Camp.

Seletar Camp. Jing En is very careful about the rules.

Bedok Camp II.

SAFTI. To lead, to excel, to overcome dengue!

SAFTI. Free sword, but are you OK Christopher

Nee Soon Camp.

Mandai Hill Camp. This waffle looks amazing.

Maju Camp. Thank you Vincent Ho sir, for making some NSF's life better.

Kranji Camp II. This guy is good at writing reviews.

Kranji Camp III. Edmund is a foodie at heart.

Khatib Camp.

Jurong Camp II.

Keat Hong Camp.

Sungei Gedong.

Sungei Gedong

Clementi Camp.

BMTC, School 1-3.

Stagmont Camp. What is a weird food combination?

Sembawang Camp.

Selarang Camp.

Sembawang Camp. Is his missing finger linked to his JCC badge? What's going on?

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